This Little Piggy Went All The Way Home Without A Trophy

Big sensation on the internet for a bit, as the following photo of Lebron James had some convinced the big guy had six toes on his right foot.

Contrary to earlier reports, Lebron James will not win the NBA’s “Sixth Toe Award.”

 

A spokesperson was quick to squash the story, saying that it was just an optical illusion, or some fancy photoshopping. Lebron does not have a triple-double on his right foot. James’ toes were strangely silent on the matter. Wait a sec, they’re toes, so, that’s not that strange after all.

I’m more concerned with teammate Mike Miller’s feet being completely covered by towels. My god, what the hell is HE hiding?!